I love to hear Henry talk. He is learning to say some of the basic words around our house, such as apple, Oliver (from a library book), Oscar, Lily, Mama, Dada, and more. He even proudly shakes his head in one of the videos because he went number 2 on the toilet today.
We often feel like this type of sign is pointing directly to us and our children when we go to the store, bank, library, or… really anywhere in fact.
Join forum discussion - (1) PostsMarlene will be pleased to know this; if she didn’t already. Well maybe Senator Clinton will now be the Secretary of State for Obama. We’ll have the Clinton’s in our lives for yet a while longer.
I miss the family already and its only been an hour since I dropped them off at the airport. I hope they fly and drive safe to Grandma and Grandpa’s house in Roseburg.
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We had a great time tonight at the Brian Regan show at Thanksgiving Point. We attended night 2 of 3 here in the Utah Valley. He was funny and made both Marlene and I laugh almost nonstop the whole night. We were with Greg and Missy Giles and another couple that came with them. We all thought he was pretty funny.
See a small video clip of him performing on David Letterman. You’ll love it.
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His opening act Kermit Apio was also very funny. Check out some of his audio samples on his homepage. He is clean and funny.
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Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear “ the rules“
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1 “
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or
motor sports
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can –
to give them a bigger lauGH!
Check out the trailer for this new movie.*
If you scare easily, then maybe you don’t want to watch it. A warning comes up about offensive material; however, it is about the fear factor, not because of violence, sex, or swearing.
Click here for some more funny Seinfeld clips that you can download and watch.
For tickets to see Jerry Seinfeld, click here. He isn’t coming to Utah; however, he will be in Denver on June 7th, 2008.
Join forum discussion - (1) PostsBrian Regan is touring the U.S. and he’s coming to Utah in August. Tickets are not on sale yet. But I think it would be fun to go.
We are going to John Mayer in July 2008.
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